e-sigh:

thimblequeen:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

#that is the face of somebody who is very fed up#with being treated as a sex object  (via lokidokeyartichoki) 

She is so done with this bullshit. 

that is the face of someone who is mentally stabbing you in the face with a rusty dagger.

And she has every right to look that way.

her eyes in the first gif when she fake smiles tho.

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whores:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god

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144cm:

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

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mohamedlamine:

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reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

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azriona:

sarah-the-artiste:

leafquake23:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

oh my god

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

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snape:	i found this...'marauders map' in potter's possession. do you know anything about this?
remus 'moony' lupin, marauder and prankster extraordinaire, one of the only four people to have successfully mapped hogwarts, knows full well that snape is vaguely aware of his childhood nickname, currently having flashbacks to bewitching this thing to insult everyone but snape in particular:	no

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troyes-pinky-finger:

mercy-to-me:

the-boy-who-was-a-crow:

tardisblue-pandas:

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

Oh shit this was literally me in school

Don’t forget those angry parents and half finished homework assignments crumpled in your binders

Im smart and tired
I want to do good but i dont feel like trying anymore

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im-original:

blackness-by-your-side:

white people think the world belongs to them… however, what goes around, comes around

Comeuppance 🙃

(Source: twitter.com, via hotboyproblems)

dvandom:

bogleech:

Apparently McDonald’s also said they’re getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO’s said it’s because millenials don’t have “brand loyalty” and are instead “promiscuous”

Brand sluts, the new Millennial Threat.

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justjames:

the-dark-lonely-wolf:

justjames:

Two words: I fucked up

That’s three words…

I fucked up

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